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英文與數學解女人

women=problem

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雖然英文跟數學都很爛,但是這篇我居然看得懂耶,這就妙了!

一、To Find a Woman you need Time and Money,找女人需要時間和金錢,所以:

Woman = Time x Money

二、Benjamin Franklin said "Time is money",富蘭克林說「時間就是金錢」,所以:

Woman = Money x Money = (Money)^2

三、From Bible (1 Timothy 6:10):"Money is the root of all problems (Evil)",聖經提摩太前書 Timothy 6:10:「貪財是所有麻煩(邪惡)之根」,所以:

Money = sqrt(Problems) OR Money = sqrt(EVIL)

四、分別代入第二個等式,可以得到:

Woman = (Money)^2 = (sqrt(Problems))^2 = Problems

Woman = (Money)^2 = (sqrt(EVIL))^2 = EVIL

於是:

Woman = Problems 女人是麻煩

Woman = EVIL 女人是魔鬼

我太小看數學了,想不到數學如此強大!

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